[Today is a great day.

Because today is the day of Eusine's mystery egg's hatching! It was long overdue, really. But after all, it is only logical legendary Pokémon eggs would take longer to hatch than their more common counterparts!
Clearly, it has nothing to do with the fact Eusine didn't do enough running around lately, or even the Island's ( Read more... )

[There is a cake in front of Eusine's house.
A giant, diabetes-inducing monstrosity coated in blue frosting. Eusine couldn't have missed it, even if he tried: it is very literally sitting right in front of his door.

By which I mean he walked nose first into it as he tried to get out of his house.

The initial surprise gone (and a vigorous face-washing ( Read more... )

[HELLO AWESOME ISLAND

Look at your ride
Now back to Eusine's
Now back to your ride
Now back to Eusine's
Sadly, it isn't Eusine's
But if you stopped riding common Pokémon, you could look like Eusine!
Look down, back up
It's a pokéball, containing the pokémon that you love
Look again, the pokéball is now crystals!
Everything is possible when you look like a ( Read more... )

[It's a beautiful summer day in the CMA! The sun is shining, the Pidgey are singing, there is a passed out dude laying under a tree...
...
Wait, what?

All right, so maybe "passed out dude" isn't right. "Passed out dude using his Jumpluff as a pillow after what looks like days and days of trekking through the woods" is more like it.
Four days, exactly. ( Read more... )

[If you happen to be walking on the beaches of Awesome Island today, there is a chance you'll come across a rather terrifying sight.
It's not the giant, explosive ball. After all, anyone who knows Electrode will tell you it's as much of a derp as its trainer; and it's not the aforementioned trainer seated on said giant explosive ball, either. Can ( Read more... )

[April Fools' Day has always been a difficult time for Eusine. It's not the day itself, really; there is nothing wrong with the first of April, after all, and suggesting otherwise would be silly. It's not the pranks children play, either; he certainly has nothing against those, as long as he's not the butt of the joke (hint: IT KEEPS HAPPENING, the ( Read more... )

[HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN

ALL YOUR ROOFS ARE BELONG TO US

You DO have a roof, right? Because if you do, Eusine is probably on it, dressed like a fabulous version of Santa and carrying a huge burlap sack. What's inside, you ask? The spirit of Christmas of course!
...
Ok, lies. Actually, it's all kinds of presents: Suicune plushies, Suicune alarm clocks, ( Read more... )

[There is a Mysticalman flying through the sky of the CMA.

It had been a perfectly normal day, really: he'd entertained a few passersby with his amazing card tricks, looked for clues about Suicune's whereabouts, made his dramatic exit by jumping off a window...

... and next thing he knew it wasn't Ecruteak he was flying over with his Jumpluff, but ( Read more... )